ankle-beez:

fruitymarcy:

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

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dommeunist:

tooies:

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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tags written by microwave mimic. “oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm.”

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butchnoise:

butchnoise:

butchnoise:

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The real reason fantasy and sci fi book covers painted by human artists are superior to their AI-generated counterparts is that when the AI gets everything wrong it’s almost always a trivial exercise to figure out what prompt it was given and how it free-associated its way to the result, but a human artist will hit you with an elaborately laid out black-velvet rendering of a scene which absolutely does not happen in the book, populated by people who in spite of their distinctive and wildly eccentric designs are not identifiable as any specific character, and the challenge of puzzling out what the fuck they thought they were painting is often more interesting than the actual book.

The book: Paint-by-numbers Tolkienesque fantasy.

The cover artist: Fuck you, here’s a cowboy on a spaceship.

Me: This is the happiest day of my life.

The cover art spec: A medieval warrior with a magic sword fights orcs in some ancient ruins.

The art-generating AI: I drew a medieval warrior with a magic sword fighting orcs in some ancient ruins.

The human artist: I drew a dude wearing a Viking-themed BDSM harness wielding a lightsabre against a horde of jacked lion-men amid the wreckage of a crashed alien starship under the light of a triple sun. Also, one of the lion-men is being eaten by a pterodactyl. I don’t remember why.

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somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

excited for the day this blanket finally looks like something

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have you ever wondered what c2c crochet with 21 balls of yarn in 13 different colours looks like?

i recognise the answer to this question is “of course not that would be an extremely specific thing to wonder about you weirdo” but i don’t care i’m going to show you anyway

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2 rows away from the top corner!

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remember this tiny patch of blankie? this is him now. feel old yet?

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